is it racist to prefer blondies to brownies?
the answer to 1984 inches is average is 17 7inch dicks
since he’s from Chicago, i think it’s safe to say that Obama’s favorite gay pizza is balls deep dish
remember when the Weeknd made those poor POC wear his dirty underwear on their face because Anthony Fauci hadn’t been to the Super Bowl since he murdered a bunch of fags with AIDS, so he made the Washington Football Team take a knee
Governator —> Governhater —> Gendertraitor?
schizo shitlibs calling for gun control enforced by systemic racism & toxic MeToo misogyny: back the black and blue lives matter
holy shit i went to an AMC Theater to see the new AWFL Journalist Joker & they wanted me to take a selfie getting a Fauci Ouchie with the hashtag
high af on the same soundstage where they filmed the moon landing, watching Joe Biden give a speech, laughing my ass off as i add lobster claws and sockem boppers
getting the 'meat sweats' but its not from grilling. its when i take your pants off for the first time
breaking the windows at the gay club to create jobs in the gayborhood: Broken Window Phallusy
Ron Paul stands for freedom... like free balls in a wicked pair of jorts.
celebrating George Floyd day by getting super high on opiates and going to the co-op, mask-off, to buy a banana with the monopoly money i earned from XHamster porn videos.
a new gun called the Gaydar-15. it works kinda like Cupid’s arrows, but you shoot guys you think are gay.
going to a hipster, Edison lightbulb, pallet wall decor, exposed brick fusion restaurant in a neolib megacity and ordering Swerf & Terf from the one $15 minimum wage, pronoun-on-nametag, neon-haired waitxir on staff.
Baby, I love that you’re gay, every day wanna tell you that i love that you’re gay, every day. wanna be gay with you night and day
a gay Secret Society called the Illuminutinme
the Founding Fathers referred to their gay black servants as 'Slayyyyyyyves'
gonna start referring to morbidly obese homos as 'fatguts.'
the boyz in the groupchat workshopping jokes and new meme formats, call it collaBROating
when Conservative Inc says 'Back The Blue,' what they mean is they support the Thin Blue Line under the eye of the wife who asked her lesbian cop spouse how her day was
was feeling uninspired, then i read En Bloc Press, now i’m Guninspired
Elliott Page is what lower and middle class cis men will look like after refusing to take Fauci's prick, being loaded into Johnson & Johnson medical grade boxcars & living
neon-haired, septum-pierced TikTok socialist awfls be like: Jesus was a genderqueer antifa DSA larping they/them Drag Queen that resisted against the patriarchy and fought for GayObamaPizzaCare for all sex workers.
the US Amry in 2021 is like a Human Resources Department, but instead of writing you up for complimenting–i mean, catcalling– a woman, they drone strike you
Heavyweights, but it’s a summer camp for ‘morbid obesity is beautiful and healthy’ FHMs and radical fem-presenting enby’s called Camp Cope.